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Due To Unfortunate Circumstances, I Am Awake
Don't Flatter Yourself. I Only Look Up To You Because I Am Short.
If Turning Pages Is Considered Exercise Then Yes, I Workout All The Time
Perfect has seven letters. So does foooood. Coincidence? I think not.
She Wears Short Skirts I Watch Netflix She's Cheer Captain And I'm Still Watching Netflix
If You Tickle Me I'M Not Responsible For Your Injuries
My Death Will Probably Be Caused By Being Sarcastic At The Wrong Time
I Do Marathons (On Netflix) Funny T-Shirt
Multi-lingual I Speak Song Lyrics Movie Quotes Sarcasm Whale
Sorry I'm Late I Really Really Don't Want To Be Here
SHHHHH No One Cares Funny T-Shirt
Teenager (noun) When You're Too Young For Half The Things You Want To Do And Too Old For The Other Half
Whew That Was Close Almost Had To Socialize
I Don't Trip I Do Random Gravity Checks
I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm
I'm Not Sure How Many Problems I Have Because Math Is One Of Them
I'm More Confused Than A Chameleon In A Bag Of Skittles
Surely Not Everyone Was Kung Fu Fighting
I Have So Much To Do That I Am Going To Bed
Oh I See How it Is. Bears Can Hibernate And It's Natural But When I Do It It's Creepy And Antisocial
Taking Naps Sound So Childish I Prefer To Call Them Horizontal Life Pauses
Lazy Is A Very Strong Word. I Like To Call It Selective Participation
Everyone Tells Me To Follow My Dreams So I'm Going Back To Bed
Don't Grow Up It's A Trap
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