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Sorry I Can't Go To School I Fractured My Motivation
If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Don't Ask A Stupid Question
I'm On That New Diet Where You Eat Everything And Hope For A Miracle
I Try Not To Laugh At My Own Jokes But We All Know I Am Hilarious
I Had A Super Busy Day Converting Oxygen Into Carbon Dioxide
Brains Are Awesome I Wish Everybody Had One
Sorry Can't I Have To Walk My Unicorn
People Think I'm Shy But I Really Just Have Not Interest In Talking To Any Of You Idiots
Dear Math Solve Your Own Problems I Am Not A Therapist
I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Just Mean And People Think I'm Joking
Screw Your Lab Safety I Want Superpowers
The Chains On My Mood Swing Just Snapped ... Run
I Would Eat Healthy But Then I Remember That Time Eve Ate An Apple Plus Doomed Humanity So IDK Better Not Risk It
Guy: Did It Hurt When You Fell From Heaven? Me: No, But I Did Scrape My Knees When I Crawled Up From Hell
Due To Unfortunate Circumstances, I Am Awake
Don't Flatter Yourself. I Only Look Up To You Because I Am Short.
If Turning Pages Is Considered Exercise Then Yes, I Workout All The Time
Perfect has seven letters. So does foooood. Coincidence? I think not.
She Wears Short Skirts I Watch Netflix She's Cheer Captain And I'm Still Watching Netflix
If You Tickle Me I'M Not Responsible For Your Injuries
My Death Will Probably Be Caused By Being Sarcastic At The Wrong Time
I Do Marathons (On Netflix) Funny T-Shirt
Multi-lingual I Speak Song Lyrics Movie Quotes Sarcasm Whale
Sorry I'm Late I Really Really Don't Want To Be Here
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