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I'm Not Sure How Many Problems I Have Because Math Is One Of Them
I'm More Confused Than A Chameleon In A Bag Of Skittles
Surely Not Everyone Was Kung Fu Fighting
I Have So Much To Do That I Am Going To Bed
Oh I See How it Is. Bears Can Hibernate And It's Natural But When I Do It It's Creepy And Antisocial
Taking Naps Sound So Childish I Prefer To Call Them Horizontal Life Pauses
Lazy Is A Very Strong Word. I Like To Call It Selective Participation
Everyone Tells Me To Follow My Dreams So I'm Going Back To Bed
Don't Grow Up It's A Trap
If I Was A Bird I Know Who I'd Poop On
You Inspire My Inner Serial Killer
Can't Get Out Of Bed Send Help Or Waffles Just Send Waffles
I Don't Run. And If You Ever See Me Running, You Should Run Too Because Something Is Probably Chasing Me.
No. You're Wrong. So Just Sit There In Your Wrongness And Be Wrong.
I Want To Ki _ _ You Options May Vary
Roses Are Red Pizza Sauce Is Too I Ordered A Large And None Of It's For You
I'm A Leader Not A Follower. Unless It's A Dark Place. Then You're Going First.
When Does Hibernation Start Because I Am 100% Participating In That
There's A 99.9% Chance I Am Hungry
There Is A 99% Chance I Am Hungry
Good Morning, I See The Assassins Have Failed
Me? Crazy? I Should Get Down Off This Unicorn And Slap You
I'm Sorry For What I Said When You Tried To Wake Me Up
Nope Not Today Cool T-Shirts
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