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If You Tickle Me I'M Not Responsible For Your Injuries
My Death Will Probably Be Caused By Being Sarcastic At The Wrong Time
I Do Marathons (On Netflix) Funny T-Shirt
Multi-lingual I Speak Song Lyrics Movie Quotes Sarcasm Whale
Sorry I'm Late I Really Really Don't Want To Be Here
SHHHHH No One Cares Funny T-Shirt
Teenager (noun) When You're Too Young For Half The Things You Want To Do And Too Old For The Other Half
Whew That Was Close Almost Had To Socialize
I Don't Trip I Do Random Gravity Checks
I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm
I'm Not Sure How Many Problems I Have Because Math Is One Of Them
I'm More Confused Than A Chameleon In A Bag Of Skittles
Surely Not Everyone Was Kung Fu Fighting
I Have So Much To Do That I Am Going To Bed
Oh I See How it Is. Bears Can Hibernate And It's Natural But When I Do It It's Creepy And Antisocial
Taking Naps Sound So Childish I Prefer To Call Them Horizontal Life Pauses
Lazy Is A Very Strong Word. I Like To Call It Selective Participation
Everyone Tells Me To Follow My Dreams So I'm Going Back To Bed
Don't Grow Up It's A Trap
If I Was A Bird I Know Who I'd Poop On
You Inspire My Inner Serial Killer
Can't Get Out Of Bed Send Help Or Waffles Just Send Waffles
I Don't Run. And If You Ever See Me Running, You Should Run Too Because Something Is Probably Chasing Me.
No. You're Wrong. So Just Sit There In Your Wrongness And Be Wrong.
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