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Once Upon A Time I Didn't Care. I Still Don't. The End.
People Say I Act Like I Don't Care It's Not An Act
People Think I'm Shy But I Really Just Have Not Interest In Talking To Any Of You Idiots
Perfect has seven letters. So does foooood. Coincidence? I think not.
Roses Are Red Pizza Sauce Is Too I Ordered A Large And None Of It's For You
Save The Chubby Unicorns Funny T-Shirt
Screw Your Lab Safety I Want Superpowers
Secretly I'm A Mermaid Unique Coffee Mug
She Wears Short Skirts I Watch Netflix She's Cheer Captain And I'm Still Watching Netflix
SHHHHH No One Cares Funny T-Shirt
Single Taken Depends On Who's Asking
Sometimes I Use Words I Don't Understand So I Can Sound More Photosynthesis
Sorry Can't I Have To Walk My Unicorn
Sorry I Can't Go To School I Fractured My Motivation
Sorry I Can't Today. My Sister's Friends Mother's Grandpa's Brother's Grandson's Uncle's Fish Died And Yes It Was Tragic
Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come Funny T-Shirt
Sorry I'm Late I Really Really Don't Want To Be Here
Surely Not Everyone Was Kung Fu Fighting
Taking Naps Sound So Childish I Prefer To Call Them Horizontal Life Pauses
Teenager (noun) When You're Too Young For Half The Things You Want To Do And Too Old For The Other Half
That Moment When You Get Caught Reading A Stranger's Shirt
The Chains On My Mood Swing Just Snapped ... Run
The Ocean Made Me Salty Funny T-Shirt
The Only Running I Do Is Running Late
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