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3 Out Of 4 Voices In My Head Want To Sleep. The Other Wants To Know If Penguins Have Knees.
And Then Satan Said "Put The Alphabet In Math"
Are You Calling Me A Liar? Well I Ain't Calling You A Truther!
Being Random Is Potato Funny T-Shirt
Better To Be Late Than To Arrive Ugly Funny T-Shirt
Brains Are Awesome I Wish Everybody Had One
Calm Down It's P.E. Not The Olympics Funny T Shirt
Calories? I Think You Mean Delicious Points
Can't Get Out Of Bed Send Help Or Waffles Just Send Waffles
Chocolate Doesn't Ask Silly Questions Chocolate Understands
Cute But Crazy Hilarious T-Shirt
Dear Math Solve Your Own Problems I Am Not A Therapist
Dear Noah We Could Have Sworn You Said The Ark Wasn't Leaving Till 5 Sincerely Unicorns
Don't Flatter Yourself. I Only Look Up To You Because I Am Short.
Don't Grow Up It's A Trap
Due To Unfortunate Circumstances, I Am Awake
Everyone Tells Me To Follow My Dreams So I'm Going Back To Bed
EXERCISE ... EX .. ER .. CISE ... EX .. AR .. SIZE ... EGGS ... ARE ... SIDES ... FOR BACON ... BACON.
Good Morning, I See The Assassins Have Failed
Gun Safety Rule #1 Don't Piss Off The Girl Holding The Gun
Guy: Did It Hurt When You Fell From Heaven? Me: No, But I Did Scrape My Knees When I Crawled Up From Hell
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge
How To Do Math 1. Write Down The Problem 2. Cry
I Am A Social Vegan I Avoid "Meet"
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