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Due To Unfortunate Circumstances, I Am Awake
Everyone Tells Me To Follow My Dreams So I'm Going Back To Bed
EXERCISE ... EX .. ER .. CISE ... EX .. AR .. SIZE ... EGGS ... ARE ... SIDES ... FOR BACON ... BACON.
Good Morning, I See The Assassins Have Failed
Gun Safety Rule #1 Don't Piss Off The Girl Holding The Gun
Guy: Did It Hurt When You Fell From Heaven? Me: No, But I Did Scrape My Knees When I Crawled Up From Hell
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge
How To Do Math 1. Write Down The Problem 2. Cry
I Am A Social Vegan I Avoid "Meet"
I Came I Saw I Made It Awkward
I Do Marathons (On Netflix) Funny T-Shirt
I don't mean to interrupt people I just
I Don't Mean To Interrupt People. I Just Randomly Remember Things & Get Really Excited
I Don't Run. And If You Ever See Me Running, You Should Run Too Because Something Is Probably Chasing Me.
I Don't Trip I Do Random Gravity Checks
I Don't Trust People Who Don't Meow Back At Their Cats
I Doughnut Care Hilarious T-Shirt
I Had A Super Busy Day Converting Oxygen Into Carbon Dioxide
I Have A Boyfriend. Oh Wait, No That's A Fridge. I Have A Fridge.
I Have No Clue Why I'm Out Of Bed
I Have So Much To Do That I Am Going To Bed
I Hope You Step On A Lego Hilarious T-Shirt
I Know How To Load More Than A Washer & Dryer
I Like The Sound You Make When You Shut Up
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