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EXERCISE ... EX .. ER .. CISE ... EX .. AR .. SIZE ... EGGS ... ARE ... SIDES ... FOR BACON ... BACON.
Good Morning, I See The Assassins Have Failed
Gun Safety Rule #1 Don't Piss Off The Girl Holding The Gun
Guy: Did It Hurt When You Fell From Heaven? Me: No, But I Did Scrape My Knees When I Crawled Up From Hell
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge
How To Do Math 1. Write Down The Problem 2. Cry
I Am A Social Vegan I Avoid "Meet"
I Came I Saw I Made It Awkward
I Do Marathons (On Netflix) Funny T-Shirt
I Don't Mean To Interrupt People. I Just Randomly Remember Things & Get Really Excited
I Don't Run. And If You Ever See Me Running, You Should Run Too Because Something Is Probably Chasing Me.
I Don't Trip I Do Random Gravity Checks
I Don't Trust People Who Don't Meow Back At Their Cats
I Doughnut Care Hilarious T-Shirt
I Had A Super Busy Day Converting Oxygen Into Carbon Dioxide
I Have A Boyfriend. Oh Wait, No That's A Fridge. I Have A Fridge.
I Have No Clue Why I'm Out Of Bed
I Have So Much To Do That I Am Going To Bed
I Hope You Step On A Lego Hilarious T-Shirt
I Know How To Load More Than A Washer & Dryer
I Like The Sound You Make When You Shut Up
I Like To Party And By Party I Mean Stay At Home Because Socializing Stresses Me Out
I May Look Calm But In My Mind I have Killed You 3 Times
I May Not Be Perfect But At Least I'm Not You
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