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If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say Say It Sarcastically
I Was Dropped As A Baby, Into A Pool Of Awesomeness And Glitter
If History Repeats Itself I Am So Getting A Dinosaur
My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard And I'm Like This Is Private Property
Calm Down It's P.E. Not The Olympics Funny T Shirt
I Have A Boyfriend. Oh Wait, No That's A Fridge. I Have A Fridge.
Sorry I Can't Go To School I Fractured My Motivation
If You Don't Want A Sarcastic Answer Don't Ask A Stupid Question
I'm On That New Diet Where You Eat Everything And Hope For A Miracle
I Try Not To Laugh At My Own Jokes But We All Know I Am Hilarious
I Had A Super Busy Day Converting Oxygen Into Carbon Dioxide
Brains Are Awesome I Wish Everybody Had One
Sorry Can't I Have To Walk My Unicorn
People Think I'm Shy But I Really Just Have Not Interest In Talking To Any Of You Idiots
Dear Math Solve Your Own Problems I Am Not A Therapist
I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Just Mean And People Think I'm Joking
Screw Your Lab Safety I Want Superpowers
The Chains On My Mood Swing Just Snapped ... Run
I Would Eat Healthy But Then I Remember That Time Eve Ate An Apple Plus Doomed Humanity So IDK Better Not Risk It
Guy: Did It Hurt When You Fell From Heaven? Me: No, But I Did Scrape My Knees When I Crawled Up From Hell
Due To Unfortunate Circumstances, I Am Awake
Don't Flatter Yourself. I Only Look Up To You Because I Am Short.
If Turning Pages Is Considered Exercise Then Yes, I Workout All The Time
Perfect has seven letters. So does foooood. Coincidence? I think not.
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