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3 Out Of 4 Voices In My Head Want To Sleep. The Other Wants To Know If Penguins Have Knees.
I Like The Sound You Make When You Shut Up
Sorry I Can't Today. My Sister's Friends Mother's Grandpa's Brother's Grandson's Uncle's Fish Died And Yes It Was Tragic
I'm Sarcastic Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon
I Don't Mean To Interrupt People. I Just Randomly Remember Things & Get Really Excited
#The Pug Father T-Shirt
+ Exercise Thought You Said Extra Fries T-Shirt
+ Hip Hop Dabbin Pug T-Shirt
+ Go Hard Or Go Home Pug T-Shirt
If She's Holdin A Gun Either Marry Her Or Run
I Know How To Load More Than A Washer & Dryer
Gun Safety Rule #1 Don't Piss Off The Girl Holding The Gun
Lettuce Turnip The Beet Funny T-Shirt
People Say I Act Like I Don't Care It's Not An Act
Whoever Is In Charge Of Making Sure I Don't Do Stupid Stuff Is Fired
The Only Running I Do Is Running Late
I'm Right 98% Of The Time The Other 3% Is When I Do Math
You Know What That Sounds Like? Not My Problem.
In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised
I Put The "Dying" In "Studying"
Introverts Unite We're Here We're Uncomfortable And We Want To Go Home
I'm Not Weird I'm Limited Edition
Need More Sleep Hilarious T-Shirt
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