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I Had A Super Busy Day Converting Oxygen Into Carbon Dioxide
I Have A Boyfriend. Oh Wait, No That's A Fridge. I Have A Fridge.
I Have No Clue Why I'm Out Of Bed
I Have So Much To Do That I Am Going To Bed
I Hope You Step On A Lego Hilarious T-Shirt
I Know How To Load More Than A Washer & Dryer
I Like Big Mugs And I Can Not Lie
I Like My Coffee How I Like Myself: Strong Sweet & Too Hot For You
I Like Romantic Walks Down Every Aisle At Target
I Like The Sound You Make When You Shut Up
I Like To Party And By Party I Mean Stay At Home Because Socializing Stresses Me Out
I May Look Calm But In My Mind I have Killed You 3 Times
I May Not Be Perfect But At Least I'm Not You
I Pretend Coffee Helps But I'm Still A Bitch
I Put The "Dying" In "Studying"
I See Dead People. Well, Technically They Are Stupid People But Give Me A Few Minutes
I Think Therefore We Have Nothing In Common
I Try Not To Laugh At My Own Jokes But We All Know I Am Hilarious
I Want To Ki _ _ You Options May Vary
I Want To Ki _ _ You! Results May Vary!
I Want You To Know That Someone Cares Not Me But Someone
I Was Dropped As A Baby, Into A Pool Of Awesomeness And Glitter
I Will Not Shout In Class I Will Not Throw Things I Will Not Have A Temper Tantrum I Will Be Good Because I Am The Teacher
I Would Eat Healthy But Then I Remember That Time Eve Ate An Apple Plus Doomed Humanity So IDK Better Not Risk It
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