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I'm A Leader Not A Follower. Unless It's A Dark Place. Then You're Going First.
I'm Actually A Really Nice Person You Just Annoy Me
I'm Actually Not Funny I'm Just Mean And People Think I'm Joking
I'm Allergic To Mondays Funny T-Shirt
I'm Allergic To Stupidity I Break Out In Sarcasm
I'm More Confused Than A Chameleon In A Bag Of Skittles
I'm Not Always Rude And Sarcastic. Sometimes I'm Asleep.
I'm Not Arguing I'm Just Explaining Why I Am Right
I'm Not Bossy I'm The Boss Awesome Coffee Mug
I'm Not Sure How Many Problems I Have Because Math Is One Of Them
I'm Not Weird I'm Limited Edition
I'm On That New Diet Where You Eat Everything And Hope For A Miracle
I'm Right 98% Of The Time The Other 3% Is When I Do Math
I'm Sarcastic Because Punching People Is Frowned Upon
I'm So Poor I Can't Even Afford To Pay Attention
I'm Sorry For What I Said When You Tried To Wake Me Up
If History Repeats Itself I Am So Getting A Dinosaur
If I Was A Bird I Know Who I'd Poop On
If It Requires Pants Or A Bra It's Not Happening Today
If She's Holdin A Gun Either Marry Her Or Run
If Turning Pages Is Considered Exercise Then Yes, I Workout All The Time
If You Can Read This You Are Standing Too Close
If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say Say It Sarcastically
If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say Then We Have A Lot In Common
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